It's the return of the one dude!

[Musashi]

Yes, I'm back, and... yeah. So how everyone feelin' righ' now?

[Bandit]

Your still alive! that proves your my bitch, or I would have killed you myself!

[Musashi]

???

Lets play sentence word. Here's how it works.

I say a word, Candle for example.
Taking each letter of the word candle, make several new words.

C A N D L E
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cars always nearly disrupt little elves.

Doing so will make a fucked up sentence that is really funny. You should be good a this, Kyle.

However, there are some pros and cons to the game.

PROS
- using [brackets] you can insert a small, I repeat, SMALL word or pre/suffix. I can't tell you how many times people put a full word like [seventy] or [potatoes]. The word in [] must be smaller than the word following it. Therefore, use brackets if you feel like you want to make at least a little bit of sense. The words [you, are, it, he, she, there, here, I, I'm, you're, your, etc.] are ok and can be free to use at any time needed. You are even allowed to put a very small, insignificant word that will complete the humor of the sentence, like if you needed to use the words [quickly, very, basically any preposition] as long as it is small.

- You are allowed to make completely fucked up and just plain stuuuuuupid sentences if you wish, but don't do it more than once a day.

Cons

- No cheating, like saying: Candle. Candle, andle ndle, dle le e. That's uninventive, and overall boring. I like to call doing that "Echoing", because if said it sounds like an echo. But still, just don't do it.

-You are allowed a max of 3 [] containing prepositions, but the small words are unlimited as long as you don't type like this: I [am] [so] bored. NO DOUBLE BRACKETS! side by side is illegal, because it's considered spammy-whammy.

- Unless someone makes a challenge for an extremely long word, like the chemical form of Titin or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, they are banned from this topic. No ultra-hard, level 100 words here. the max we can go is like level 60 or so, an example being "splendiferous" or "continuity".

That's about it for the rules, so lets get on with the boring part!

Here's the first word.

Assbarf

XD

[Bandit]

Assbarf.

Anal Sex Sucks Balls and Retarded Fudge

[Musashi]

Good one! but after every post, you have to give a word as well so that others can continue playing the game. If you don't post a word after what you type, it's like the game ends, and we don't want that, do we?

Anyways just a reminder: after your post, put a word that is random so the game can continue.

[Bandit]

Cancerous

[Reaper]

Cancerous.
Confusing And Neverending Cycles Entirely Ruin Our Universal Societies

Religion

[Reaper]

Retarded Everybodies Learn Ignorance Growing-up In Our Nation would be my reply, you think of something different ASSHOLES!